Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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