absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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