What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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