Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I have post one night stand depression
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