The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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