arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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