those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
