she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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