So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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