When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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