That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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