all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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