My friends, they love my intelligence
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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