Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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