pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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