yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i came on her dog
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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