Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Randomize