Umm I'm too high to move.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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