Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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