Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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