STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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