; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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