Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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