my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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