Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I seem to have left my pride at pride
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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