have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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