she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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