just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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