the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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