How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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