drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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