I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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