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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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