I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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