Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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