On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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