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Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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