David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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