I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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