32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
