was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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