have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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