just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Verdict: uncircumcised.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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