I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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