ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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