Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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