how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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