We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
