so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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