True but thats because hes a fetus.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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