if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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