i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
