never play flip cup with pint glasses
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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