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Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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