Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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