I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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