Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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