I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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